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Carson Speaks Out Against Hummus
Ben Carson’s muddling of foreign policy has cost him in recent GOP primary polls. His latest mix-up won’t mend his reputation, but it sure did provide a great moment of levity at the Republican Jewish Coalition on Thursday.
The soft-spoken conservative mispronounced the name of terrorist organization Hamas several times in a speech to Jewish Republicans. Instead he called the group “hummus” – the name of a popular Middle Eastern chickpea dish (aka lesbian caviar).
Reporters at the event said Carson’s distortions of Hamas drew chuckles from the crowd. Those following along on social media also poked fun at the malapropism. (Does Barack Obama have a plan to defeat hummus? Does it involve pita bread?)
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Lesbian caviar? LOL. That's a new one for me.
I think when life gives you hummus, you should make pita bread out of the pyramid grain and have a party.
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When I heard Carson say this I had to rewind because I thought I heard it wrong. But he DID say hummus and it looked like he was reading off of a piece of paper. Oh my!
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Im sure, deep in it's heart, hummus is Muslim. :O
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Lesbian caviar? LOL. That's a new one for me.
I think when life gives you hummus, you should make pita bread out of the pyramid grain and have a party.
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How to spot a lesbian: A field guide
(By Jenni Spinner.)
Hummus
Lesbians love this Mediterranean treat so much that, by unwritten rule, every lesbian party must have at least one dish of the stuff. As far as I can tell, there is no logical correlation between a desire to sleep with women and partiality to pureed garbanzo beans, but there you go.
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How to spot a lesbian: A field guide
(By Jenni Spinner.)
Hummus
Lesbians love this Mediterranean treat so much that, by unwritten rule, every lesbian party must have at least one dish of the stuff. As far as I can tell, there is no logical correlation between a desire to sleep with women and partiality to pureed garbanzo beans, but there you go.
Conversely, many lesbians find rainbows gaudy, wear their hair long and think hummus is icky. The bottom line: No two lesbians are alike. Thank Goodness they are too diverse and interesting to be that easily pinned down. 
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How to spot a lesbian: A field guide
(By Jenni Spinner.)
Hummus
Lesbians love this Mediterranean treat so much that, by unwritten rule, every lesbian party must have at least one dish of the stuff. As far as I can tell, there is no logical correlation between a desire to sleep with women and partiality to pureed garbanzo beans, but there you go.Conversely, many lesbians find rainbows gaudy, wear their hair long and think hummus is icky. The bottom line: No two lesbians are alike. Thank Goodness they are too diverse and interesting to be that easily pinned down.
Stereotyping groups of people is always a slippery slope.
It's like saying all English people have bad teeth.
Do all English people have bad teeth?
Of course not.
Saying all British people have bad teeth is a general statement, impossible to prove without a personal observation of every English person alive or dead.
Yet, enough evidence exists to at least say many English people have bad teeth.
Now, back to lesbians and hummus.
Do all lesbians enjoy hummus? Probably not.
Is there a set rule that every lesbian party must have hummus on the menu? No!
Yet, after years of attending many lesbian social events, hummus has always been served in some way, shape or form.
BTW, some of my best friends are lesbians.
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Lmfao! As I(bisexual)read this thread I was eating baby carrots with hummus. Lesbian caviar smh lol! 
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Lmfao! As I(bisexual)read this thread I was eating baby carrots with hummus. Lesbian caviar smh lol!
LOL! All I could think about when I read Dolly's post was "I have a whole houseful of lesbians. Including my husband." We literally eat hummus every single day.
