Trump, you've made some errors

On your presidential path

In geography and climatology

And math.

Although it is a region

That some might say was pretty

Or as you put it, "beautiful,"

Belgium's not a city.

In this you're not alone

In your misinformation,

For Bush and Palin both

Considered Africa a nation.

But when it comes to willful ignorance

You sure stand out

In saying California

Is not suffering a drought.

Perhaps the strangest goof of all

Is the tweet you sent

In which no one can figure out

What the heck you meant.

It shows a poll you lost

By 51 to 49

And you express your thanks

As if it showed you did just fine.

Should we conclude that you don't understand

Which number's greater,

And for first-grade arithmetic

You need a translator?

God must have a sense of humor

And perversity

To let someone like you

Found a university.

 

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (6/20/2016 11:30 am)