Paula White is the lady what put together Trump’s Evangelical Advisory Committee. Reportedly, she is also the one responsible for leading Trump to accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior. Which is not surprising, since they have a lot in common, in that they are both really into scamming people for lots of money!

Naturally, she is a televangelist — the kind of televangelist that is into the whole “prosperity gospel” thing. This means that she asks you for money and tells you that if you give her money, that God will be all like “Good job, you!” and then you will win the lottery or something. Which definitely is not any kind of scam at all! Also I have some land to sell you in Florida!

She’s gotten into some trouble for this before.
But what makes this lady special, in a sea full of Creflo Dollars and Joel Osteen?

WELL, she has got a special and unique product! A RESURRECTION SEED. A magical bean of some kind, which will resurrect you or your dead relatives, or something! On Easter! Just like JESUS! And it only costs $1,144 dollars!

.White then revealed to her audience that she didn’t normally request a specific amount in monetary donations but said God was very specific about the amount required for the so-called resurrection seed.

“There’s someone that God is speaking to, to click on that donation button by minimizing the screen. And when you do to sow $1,144. It’s not often I ask very specifically but God has instructed me and I want you to hear. This isn’t for everyone but this is for someone. When you sow that $1,144 based on John 11:44 I believe for resurrection life,” said White.

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (7/11/2016 8:39 pm)