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8/11/2016 10:50 am  #1


Thinking Of Rhoda

Rho, I was reminded of  a funny and true story you posted a while back.

You and your daughter were in a big box store, you expelled gas and took off around the corner before people found out it was you.

Here's what happened to me...

I was in Barnes and Noble, which is generally a pretty quiet place.

As I was browsing the shelves, an older, heavy set woman in a caftan and bedazzled flip flops, let out  an air bagel.

Everyone in the area heard and eventually smelled it.

Thinking she would be embarrassed, I pretended not to notice.

Do you know what that stinker did?
She stared at me and gave me a dirty look, so people would think I did it.

Maybe you should try that tactic next time you let out a cheek flapper.
 at "Try 'N Save".

 

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (8/11/2016 10:53 am)


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8/11/2016 3:46 pm  #2


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OMG Dolly. Thanks for the belly laugh. Ohhh. That was too good.

 

8/11/2016 8:00 pm  #3


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The sad part of it is Rhoda had her daughter with her, who was totally embarrassed. Poor kid


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8/13/2016 2:57 am  #4


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Dolly, I couldn't help but chuckle.  I have to admit, that was quite funny!  

 

 

8/15/2016 7:10 pm  #5


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I had to read this again and I am still laughing.
Something happened to me in the office today. I thought I was all alone, that everyone had gone home. So I released......rrriippp..... Next thing I heard was my name being called out to say......I'm leaving...and he came around the corner. He's young so I expected a laugh but he actually looked at me with, get this....CONCERN! What tha??? Oh how mad at him I was.

 

8/15/2016 8:11 pm  #6


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Stay tuned.
More Rhoda stories to come.

Remember when Rho shared that she and husband Carl were so hot and bothered while attending a party at someone's house, they slipped into the host's library to have wonton sex?


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8/19/2016 11:28 am  #7


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Remember when Rho, the over sharer from PA posted that she and husband Carl were so hot and bothered while attending a party at someone's house, they slipped into the host's library to have wonton sex?

Looks like they may be at it again....

A Pennsylvania couple say they came home early from their vacation to a very unwanted surprise.

Mike and Pat Corby, after hearing very loud sounds emanating from the master bedroom, threw open the door and found their next door neighbors ( whom they trusted to watch over the house while they were away) having sex in a position neither of them had ever seen or heard of.

High words were exchanged between the two couples as the trespassers fled the home.

A call was put in to the local police station who arrived at the scene along with Channel 5 reporter Bambi Kanataka, who interviewed the couple.

According to Kanataka, Mrs. Corby was inconsolable.
In tears, she expressed the betrayal she felt from the two people she and her husband considered their closest friends.

"I just can believe it. They we're more than our friends, they were like family to us. And to think they would violate our home in this way.."

Mr. Corby shared his shock. "They were Amanda and Kyle's (the Corby children, now grown) Godparents.
I don't know what we'll ever tell them".

For the time being, the Corbys will be staying with relatives while they sort things out and consider their options.

Both Corbys agree, "we will definitely be pressing charges".
 
As to if and when they will return to the home, that remains to be seen.

"I'll never be able to walk into that bedroom again" Mrs. Corby said. "The image of those two doing what they were doing in our bed is etched in my mind forever".

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (8/19/2016 11:32 am)


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8/22/2016 5:02 pm  #8


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I think the Corbys need to relax.

 

8/23/2016 7:31 am  #9


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If anything, things have gotten more tense.
Rhoda's friend from her "Bedazzling Class" at Michael's says her niece used to do Pat Corby's hair.

Pat told her that her marriage was on the rocks and that she was looking for any excuse to leave him for another man.
You guessed it. The other man's name is Carl.

Pur Rhoda, pur, pur Rhoda.

 


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8/23/2016 6:14 pm  #10


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Wha????  This is all very mind-blowing. Lol.

 

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