The White House HillbilliesCome and listen to a story 'bout a man named Trump
Inherited a fortune just for sittin' on his rump
And then one day he was cursing Mexicans
When up through the ground came some pissed Republicans

Teabaggers, that is
Red necks
G-O-P

Well, the first thing you know, ol' Trump's a candidate
The knuckle draggers said, hey, this is really great
We're gonna build a wall and we're gonna make 'em pay
And kick out all the Muslims on the very next day

Jerks, that is
Prejudiced
Gullible

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Trump and Kelly and Steve
And they would like to thank you folks for bein' so naive
You're all invited back so we can promise crazy stuff
And have a heapin' helpin' of our promise-breakin' guff

Bullshit, that is
Hot air
Empty heads
Y'all come back now, ya hear?