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Life Has Improved Since KellyAnne Went Away
AMERICANS OVERWHELMINGLY SAY LIVES HAVE IMPROVED SINCE KELLYANNE CONWAY WENT AWAYWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An overwhelming majority of Americans say that their lives have improved since Kellyanne Conway went away, a new poll finds.
According to the poll, Americans have been sleeping more, eating better, and enjoying a markedly greater sense of well-being following Conway’s sudden departure.
“I had lost my zest for life,” Carol Foyler, a poll respondent, said. “Now that Kellyanne Conway is gone, I greet every day with a smile, I feel my energy coming back, and I want to have sex again.”
Across the nation, medical professionals have reported striking improvements in patients’ mental health since the White House counsellor vanished, a phenomenon some doctors are calling the Conway Effect.
Back with a vengeance possums!
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Re: Life Has Improved Since KellyAnne Went Away
Kelly Ann Conway does still work for the administration doesn't she? I thought she just got banned from being on television as I understand it. I do like that I don't have to see her on CNN anymore. I think it was useless to have her on since she would just spin relentlessly and never really answer a question or impart any information to us.
No matter how educated, talented, rich, or cool you think you are, how you treat people tells us all. Integrity is everything.
