Late Night Snark: Morons in Charge Edition
“President Trump was in Puerto Rico today to survey the hurricane damage. Trump looked around, then told the locals: ‘If I were you, I’d go stay at your second homes.’

"---Conan O’Brien“Trump had a nice visit to Puerto Rico. He said it gave all the First Responders a chance to meet with the Last Responder.”---


Fallon “During a Cabinet meeting in July, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a ‘moron.’ If Trump is upset Rex Tillerson called him a moron, wait ‘til he finds out what the rest of the country has been calling him.”

---Neal Brennan, The Daily Show ---Jimmy Kimmel

“Hold on there, Rex! Nobody calls our president a moron except me! And other world leaders. And, ultimately, history.”---

Stephen Colbert“One of our government’s highest priorities is keeping deadly weapons out of the hands of murderous psychopaths. Unless they’re on American soil, in which case fuck it.”---

Samantha Bee“Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. were nearly indicted for fraud back in 2012 for misleading investors. The charges were mysteriously dropped after the district attorney received a $25,000 donation to his re-election campaign from---you guessed it---Donald Trump's personal attorney. Eric Trump has an airtight alibi: he had been left at home with a coloring book."---

James Corden“Former first lady Michelle Obama criticized the lack of diversity in Congress. Said Congress: ‘Not true! We have white men from 50 different states!’”---Seth Meyers

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