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“So in 2006, only months after Melania had given birth to their son, Donald Trump is schtupping this porn star who is also cheating on her boyfriend. And he knew because she used to come home with orange on her collar,”
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“He didn’t use protection! He said he’d only use a condom if Mexico paid for it. What the f*ck? You’ve got to love Donald Trump, he’s the world’s biggest germaphobe – won’t shake hands. Rawdog with a pornstar? No problem.”
“She said she chased her the room in his tighty-whities,” Maher continued. “And when Trump heard tightey-whities, he said, ‘What? You mean my voters?'”
Last edited by DollyLongstaff (1/20/2018 8:20 am)
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"Fire And Fury" author Michael Wolfe told Maher that Trump is having an affair with someone in the WH right now, but refused to say who it is.
Hmmm......who could it possibly be?
There are very few women in the Trump WH, so I would narrow thinsg down to three suspects.
Hope Hicks, who says she loves Trump like a father?
(I'm sure that king of relationship never crossed Trump's mind)
Kellyanne?
No way. Look at that face.
Last edited by DollyLongstaff (1/20/2018 8:32 am)
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So that leaves only one other suspect.