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3/22/2020 1:54 pm  #1


Trump Seeks to Stimulate Economy by Sending Rare

Autographed Photo to Every American....
The Onion
WASHINGTON—With markets plummeting and many workers losing jobs as the coronavirus pandemic wreaks havoc on businesses, President Donald Trump announced Thursday a plan to stimulate the economy by sending a rare autographed 8-by-10-inch glossy photograph of himself to every U.S. resident. “We know people are hurting financially, so in order to assist them at this critical time, I will be sending out these exclusive and very high-quality signed Donald J. Trump headshots to every American,” said the president, explaining that the approximately 330 million recipients of the exclusive collector’s items could sell them for a hefty sum and then use the cash to cover rent, groceries, and medical bills, which would, in turn, pump billions of dollars back into the economy. “Look, I’m a pretty well-known guy, so these things should definitely fetch a nice price and be a huge help to our workers, sustaining them through a difficult moment in our country’s history. All we ask is that you do choose to sell them and spend the money now, for the sake of the economy, rather than holding on to these beautiful, limited-edition keepsakes as they inevitably appreciate in value. This is truly the stimulus we’ve all been waiting for.” At press time, critics had assailed Trump for exploiting a loophole in the new plan that allows him to send large corporations hundreds of thousands of extra autographed photos of himself.

Eeeee...Yuk!!
 

Last edited by zeke (3/22/2020 2:00 pm)

 

3/22/2020 6:04 pm  #2


Re: Trump Seeks to Stimulate Economy by Sending Rare

I could see this actually happening, he's that stuck on himself.  

 

3/23/2020 5:21 pm  #3


Re: Trump Seeks to Stimulate Economy by Sending Rare

OMG....what a creep !!! If I get a picture, I will burn it....ugh!!

 

3/23/2020 8:25 pm  #4


Re: Trump Seeks to Stimulate Economy by Sending Rare

No kidding. The mailwoman knocked on our door because we have a larger size envelope. I opened the door and asked her to just toss it in which she did. It's still sitting there because it's been suggested to let delivered items sit for 24 hours before touching them. It could be a photo size and it's flat.
Oh, the irony. I'd better stop posting jokes.

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