Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” 


Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. 


A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”