• Terrorism is part of the unknowable plan God has for us all, and Barack Obama isn’t doing enough to stop it. (Marco Rubio)

    • Vladimir Putin is a hero and role model for America. (Donald Trump)

    • President Obama used a time machine to go back to 2003 so he could force General Jack Keane into retirement. (Carly Fiorina)
 

    • God has been good to the United States because the government shows him favor, so all you atheists and agnostics should quit cramming your concept of religious neutrality down our throats.  (Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia)

My favorite:

    • There’s a Star of David on the back of the dollar bill. (Dr. Ben Carson)
NB: There is not.

    • Kids should learn the proper way to stop an attack by an active shooter: by running towards him and grabbing the gun. (Fox News)

    • Schools fail because no one has yet figured out how to make African-Americans white. (Michigan Senate Education Committee Vice Chair Marty Knollenberg)

    • There’s a good chance the mass shooting in San Bernardino was a salvo in the War on Christmas. (Fox News)
 

 

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