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What a disgrace!!!
At his press conference, Trump trotted out Trump water, Trump steaks, and Trump magazine to show that Romney was wrong about his companies going out of business.
“He (Romney) talked about the water company. Well, we sell water. We have water, and it’s a very successful, you know, it’s a private little water company, and I supply the water for all my places, and it’s good. It’s very good. We have steaks. Where are the steaks? We have Trump steaks. He said the steak company and we have Trump steaks…We have Trump magazine. He said Trump magazine is out. I said it is. I thought I read one two days ago…and the airline by the way, I sold the airline.”
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LOL !! QVC ,prop comic yes ! Worst props are his rabid supporters
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Yeah...he's a lying scumbag...and his followers too...the dumbest people....
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“You want to take a wee, but you're in the middle of the golf course. What will you do?”
“Luckily you have the Trump Uro Club. Its so discreet. Just get it out and pee into the hidden compartment”
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For avid golfers with incontinence problems.
The Donald presents:
Enjoy a game of golf without ever having to get off the commode.
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Don't worry ladies, the Donald cherishes women, so he hasn't forgotten you.
"Are you're an unfortunate, lonely lady out there who's nowhere near as beautiful as any my three wives (or daughter) and cry yourself to sleep each night feeling terribly alone?"
"Does your career interfere with you're meeting and dating men?"
"Do you find youself attracted to good looking, intelligent, successful, well dressed men only to find out they're gay?"
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