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Sarah Palin: Tell It To The Judge
Sarah Palin doesn't have a law degree and isn't a judge, but she'll soon be playing one on TV.
Palin, who studied journalism at her various colleges, does not have a law degree; this seems to matter not all. Because, a source notes, what she does have are a “telegenic personality, wide appeal, and common-sense wisdom,” all of which “make her a natural for this kind of format.”
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I guess she doesn't realize that the major part of any audience she might have are people that want a good laugh.
I also read that the show has not been picked up yet by any networks. It will be very interesting to see what network would broadcast that train wreck. I imagine it would be A&E. The proud carriers of Honey Boo Boo & Duck Dynasty.
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It wouldn't be daytime television without a few dropped g's. 
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"YEAH, I'M THINKIN' NO."Small-claims cases are brought before the courtroom of Sarah Palin: Chief Decidin' Gal (Palin will have been prevented from calling herself a judge by unanimous Supreme Court decision).
If someone says somethin' she doesn't like, she'll yank a chain that hangs just above her Decidin' Chair, all the lights in the courtroom will dim, a single spotlight will hit her, she will narrow her eyes and say: "Yyyyyeah, I'm thinkin' NO."
Bailiff Kellie Pickler will bonk the losing party on the head with a big plastic mallet and walk them out.
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"CRIMINAL SENTENCING"
In the courtroom of Head Tellin' It Like It Is Person Sarah Palin, the plaintiff and the defendant have 10 seconds each to present their case.
Palin will immediately render her verdict in one long stream of consciousness— where, like, even if you had a comma or a period to throw in there, you wouldn't know where to put it— for the rest of the episode. (Each episode is 90 minutes long.)
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Sarah Palin decides small-claims court cases.
"THAT GREAT TIME OF FINDIN' OUT WHICH ONE IS HE WHO HAS THAT CASE THAT IS THE WINNING CASE OF THE TWO OR MORE DIFFERENT CASES AND JUST REALLY GIVIN' THEM WHAT THEY CAME HERE TO MY COURTROOM ASKIN' FOR, WHICH IS JUSTICE, INSTEADA THE WHOLE THING OF EMPTY PROMISES LIKE WE HAVE NOW, AND TOO I THINK I AM THE BEST PERSON TO DO JUST THAT."
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i think, no I KNOW, i just threw up in my mouth.
But it's not like the law hasn't been a reality show since Judge Judy.
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I was hoping you'd comment on this esm.
I'm wondering if this isn't some sort of long term strategy on Sarah's part?
First of all, Sarah's "the Donald's" number one trumpeter; she even left her husband in an Alaskan ICU to be with DT in Tampa.
Secondly, there's nothing in the Constitution that says a Supreme Court Justice must have a law degree.
(Even if a law degree were necessary, I'm sure Trump University would issue her one for $35,000 ($50,000 with the extra seminars with law experts....Judge Jeanine, Judge AJ Napolitano)
Last but not least, Sarah would be the most likely justice to write decisions that would be understandable to
everyday Americans like her too. 
Think about it...if you dare.
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Feeling sick just thinking about it.
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she makes a mockery of everything she touches. I thought even Trump had dumped her.
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She will probably be sued when she makes the wrong judgement in one of the cases before her.
Why can't she just go away already
just go away please!
