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Bjeje · 4/05/2016 9:16 am

Good morning all. It's a cold 27 degrees this morning and the ground is still white. The Sun is shining but it's not going to do much melting today. I knew I would regret not cleaning off the car yesterday.A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

Hope you all have the day you want.

NESunrise · 4/05/2016 10:26 am

LOL and eww @ the picture.
Cold, sunny and white stuff everywhere I think its lovely but I am in the minority

Spunky · 4/05/2016 10:48 am

Good Morning 'bje' , 'NE' and everyone.

Cold 29 degrees and bright sunny day.....no warm up in site...no snow though

Double ewwww bje at that picture.

My Joke is:
One state official to the other: "I don't know what people have against us - We haven't done anything."

Have a great day all....and thanks bje! BUT to the visual...eww...scary!lol

zeke · 4/05/2016 11:42 am

Hello to all. NE.... I am with you. It's cold here but sunny and beautiful.
Sitting outside a movie theater at the moment and listening to the music. Nice. Whatever happened to Anita Baker? What a lovely voice.

zeke · 4/05/2016 11:44 am

Hello to all. NE.... I am with you. It's cold here but sunny and beautiful.
Sitting outside a movie theater at the moment and listening to the music. Nice. Whatever happened to Anita Baker? What a lovely voice.

Wow. Using an iPhone. I would delete the second post but...

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Sam · 4/05/2016 12:41 pm

Morning all!
Cold but sunny here.
I have never tried posting from my iPhone, zeke. Well, for Facebook, yes but never on a MB. It is so hard to see. LOL. No wonder I am technically challenged.

You are a very funny lady, Bjeje. Thanks for making us smile.

NESunrise · 4/05/2016 12:56 pm

Spunky wrote:
Good Morning 'bje' , 'NE' and everyone.

Cold 29 degrees and bright sunny day.....no warm up in site...no snow though

Double ewwww bje at that picture.

My Joke is:
One state official to the other: "I don't know what people have against us - We haven't done anything."

Have a great day all....and thanks bje! BUT to the visual...eww...scary!lol

LOLOL @ the joke and LOL @ how we get grossed out by the same things

NESunrise · 4/05/2016 12:58 pm

Sam wrote:
Morning all!
Cold but sunny here.
I have never tried posting from my iPhone, zeke. Well, for Facebook, yes but never on a MB. It is so hard to see. LOL. No wonder I am technically challenged.

You are a very funny lady, Bjeje. Thanks for making us smile.

Sam, your ahead of me I will NOT use a cell phone to play on anything, I'm a dinosaur LOL

NESunrise · 4/05/2016 12:58 pm

zeke wrote:
Hello to all. NE.... I am with you. It's cold here but sunny and beautiful.
Sitting outside a movie theater at the moment and listening to the music. Nice. Whatever happened to Anita Baker? What a lovely voice.

Wow. Using an iPhone. I would delete the second post but...

Zeke, ain't it grand???

realityheaven16 · 4/05/2016 2:47 pm

Hi all. It was cold here this morning. I had to defrost my windows which I had no idea how to do in my new car LoL it was a sight me trying tobfigure out the defrost button

Spunky · 4/05/2016 3:56 pm

Hi Reality.
The car salesman should have showed you how everything works in that fabulous new car.

But, I know that you finally figured it out....how was it driving it when you finally were able to drive away?...LOL

Spunky · 4/05/2016 4:00 pm

zeke wrote:
Hello to all. NE.... I am with you. It's cold here but sunny and beautiful.
Sitting outside a movie theater at the moment and listening to the music. Nice. Whatever happened to Anita Baker? What a lovely voice.

Wow. Using an iPhone. I would delete the second post but...

I don't even like to use my cell phone to make a call...forget all that other stuff that can be done on there..lol
Glad that you and 'NE' are both are enjoying the cold weather....
What movie did you finally see?

realityheaven16 · 4/05/2016 5:18 pm

It drives really well , he was showing us everything but I was half way listening LoL

Spunky · 4/05/2016 6:05 pm

I know you were probably excited and hoping that your daughter was listening to how everything works. It will eventually be like driving your old car.

Whenever a light comes on my dashboard, I have to dig out the manual. Recently a light came on, and I tried to ignore it....when I eventually got tired of hearing the little bell signal and looked it up, it turned out to be a signal telling me the gas cap was loose....what???!!

Then I remembered that the last time I got gas, I ran into a friend and got distracted...so I didn't tighten it up enough...lol

realityheaven16 · 4/05/2016 6:30 pm

That's funny Spunky!!

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