It's a tragedy of Shakespearen proportions.

No, not the fact that if she had one more wrinkle she'd have to put it in her pocket.


No, the tragedy is the fact that her serpent- toothed daughter and son-in-law are behind a plot to toss her aside like an old shoe and take over her beloved Eagle Forum.

The reason?

Endorsing Donny Trumps.

Wrote Phyllis:"A board meeting was called by only three members, and Eagle Forum lawyers are arguing that three members are not enough, according to the by-laws, to call a meeting of the board.

“This is a complete takeover attempt,” she said.

“I think the leader of the coup is my daughter Anne Cori and her husband at Eagle Forum of Missouri,” Schlafly said. “I think she and her husband want to take over the organization.”


Thankfully, "Phil" has her self-loathing gay son to stand by mummy's side.

Said Johnny Schlafly:
“I would like to "read" all those "beatchs throwin' shade" my mama's way.
Every year a bunch of broke down, liberal, "drama queens" "sashay" their way in to the GOP convention
"flappin their garage doors" tryin' to take over.
Did it "okurr" that Phyllis won Trump’s support to maintain a conservative GOP platform this year,”

NB: Although she's not big on "the gay thang", she compensates.

Explained Phyllis: I find myself at an age where I find it necessary to wear diapers; who else but a gay son would know how to steer me away from back-lighting when I wearing chiffon?"


 
 


 

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