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Texas Wants to Secede
Texas Republicans want to vote on a resolution at their convention in June that says Texas ought to bygawd secede from the United Damn States of America.
Don't let the screen door hit you in the a$$.
And dagnabbit, don't leave any Bushs behind....
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that would be a great birthday present ...I hope they do it LOL I am so glad I returned from that state back to the land of sane 
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And they can expect to get NO federal aide too....let's see how long that lasts...
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they can get a lot of NO's if you think about it...oooo can they keep Cruz penned up within their new damn country? That would be an added Bonus !!! 
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I say let them go without a fight. Good-bye and good riddance.
No matter how educated, talented, rich, or cool you think you are, how you treat people tells us all. Integrity is everything.
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Don't forget Karl Rove, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry and Ted Cruz.... you'll need them to start up you're new guv'ment.
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President Obama Does For Texas What Republicans Are Refusing To Do For Flint.
Texans like to talk about seceding from the union and evil President Obama... until they need the feds. And when they need the feds, the real President Obama is there to help.
So when Governor Greg Abbott requested federal help for four counties in Texas, President Obama stepped up in spite of the years of Texas bragging about their “independence”.
On Monday, President Obama declared “a major disaster exists in the State of Texas and ordered federal aid to supplement state and local recovery efforts in the area affected by severe storms and flooding during the period of April 17-24, 2016.
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WOW!
President Obama is one of the very few people who can wear a cowboy hat and not look like an a$$hole.
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Karl Rove or Cam from Modern Family?
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Never realized how much Cheney and Rove look alike. Can't stand looking at either one of them, they make me sick.
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Nein, Nein, Nein
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Little windy today...heh, heh, heh.
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- A right and left around the ring While the roosters crow and the birdies sing.
- Allemande left with the corner maid, Meet your own and promenade.
- Cat in the barn, rat in her mouth Grab your honey and head her south
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I agree, President Obama looks pretty sexy in a cowboy hat. 
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I suddenly want to have a cowboy hat burning.
Is there a link to help? I would LOVE to help speed things up! You go Texas! I mean that...GO! Just remember to take all your shit with & leave your key on the kitchen counter. And don't call us when you need us! That includes terrorist threats, money, immigration, education, hc & of course the military. Best wishes. Ahhh see, breakups don't have to hard.
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Wow, Obama sure rocks that hat!
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