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5/01/2016 8:34 pm  #1


White House Correspondent's Dinner


  • Larry Wilmore:
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  • Some of America’s finest black journalists are here tonight. Don Lemon’s here, too.
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  • Man, everybody hates Ted Cruz. Even OJ Simpson said, “That guy is just hard to like.”
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  • I can’t understand why everybody treats Donald Trump with kid gloves. Then I realize they’re the only gloves that will fit his stupid little baby hands.
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  • Whenever I turn on the TV I see Trump’s family campaigning for him, gushing all over him — or as it’s also known, “Morning Joe” … “Morning Joe” has their head so far up Trump’s ass they bumped into Chris Christie.

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (5/01/2016 8:34 pm)


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5/02/2016 5:51 am  #2


Re: White House Correspondent's Dinner

meh. I did hear Obama was funny.

 

5/02/2016 7:06 am  #3


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Agreed. The POTUS was much more funny.

Obama on Trump …
Halfway through his speech, the president skewered the elephant not in the room: Republican foul mouthed frontrunner Donald Trump, who intentionally skipped this year’s White House Correspondents’ dinner.

“I am a little hurt that he’s not here tonight. And it is surprising. You’ve got a room full of reporters, celebrities, cameras, and he says no?  

Is this dinner too tacky for the Donald?

What could he possibly be doing instead?

Is he at home, eating a Trump steak, tweeting out insults to Angela Merkel?

What’s he doing?

"They say Donald lacks the foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent years meeting with leaders from around the world -- Miss Sweden, Miss Argentina, Miss Azerbaijan."

There’s one area where Donald’s experience could be invaluable,” Obama admitted. “And that’s closing Guantánamo — because Trump knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground.”

"I see Mike Bloomberg. Mike, a combative, controversial New York billionaire is leading the GOP primary and it's not you. That has to sting a little bit. Although it's not an entirely fair comparison between you and the Donald. After all, Mike was a big city mayor, he knows policy in-depth. And he's actually worth the amount of money that he says he is."

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (5/02/2016 7:12 am)


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5/02/2016 8:47 am  #4


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I will not kneel before Zod. 
 

5/02/2016 10:10 am  #5


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They were both funny...but the President was funnier

And Larry Wilmore better watch out....that loser will be after him next!

 

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