My friend AJ ( a Bernie supporter) forwarded this to me.

Enjoy and think "cuckoo" while reading

Him: (Noticing my Bernie stuff on the car) "So who are you going to vote for now that your boy got it stolen from him?"

Me: "I guess I'll have no choice but to vote for whoever the Dems run."

Him: "Really? I know some super-delegates who say they're going to switch to Trump.

Me: "You don't know what a super-delegate is, do you."

Him: (Taken aback) "Yeah I do."

Me: "How can a Democratic super-delegate vote at the Republican Convention?"

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Him: (Moving on) "I'm not for either party. I'm an Independent. I'm not for the "Demoncrats" or the "Republican'ts"."

Me: "Harry Truman once said, 'Anyone who calls himself an Independent isn't going to vote for me."

Him: "They had independents back then? I thought that was something that started in the 90s."

Me: "Do you realize you sound like someone who gets all of their information from right-wing propaganda?"

Him: (Proudly) "I don't even own a computer." (He's in his 20s) Trump will make other countries FEAR us again (this is a plus for him) unlike the Muslim we have in there now."

Me: "Well I like Bernie."

Him: "I could never vote for a Socialist. It would be spitting in the eye of our boys who fought and died in Fallujah."

Me: "Do you think we fought the war in Iraq to defeat Socialism? Why didn't we invade Denmark, or Canada?"

Him: "All of those countries are Commie."

Me: "Really?"

Him: "Yeah."

Me: "France, England, Norway, Sweden, Finland,....all commie?"

Him: "Sure."

Me: "I thought Reagan won the Cold War. That sounds like a loss to me. Bet you admire Putin too for his strong leadership."

Him: (Looking at me like I know things I shouldn't know.)

Me: "By the way, I was alive back then and can tell you Reagan sucked."

Him:

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