BREAKING PALIN NEWS, PRAISE JESUS AND PASS THE MOOSE CHILI!

The 25-year-old daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin married her on-again, off-again beau, Dakota Meyer, ET exclusively confirmed on Wednesday.

“Life is full of ups and downs but in the end, you’ll end up where you’re supposed to be,” Palin and Meyer told ET. “We are so happy to share with loved ones the wonderful news that we got married!”.

(Any bets she preggers again?)

Hopefully, Dakota, who suffers from PTSD (as does his new Bro-In-Law Track....Damn you Obama.) is ready for the role of full time daddy and will no longer leave a gun just lying out on the table where somebody, like for instance a baby, could get its hands on it.

ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU LUCKY KIDS!

Hope you got it right this time and this is a good thing, genuinely.

(From my friend Wonkette)
 

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