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For Nip's Husband
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My husband was reading segments out of the book (about Hillary) and the SS guy said he was always having to clean up semen and lipstick out of the Oval Office with the Presidential towels. Yuck, yuck, yuck!
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This is priceless.
This SS agent must be a real peach of a guy.
Not only did he protect Bill's life, he willingly cleaned up after Bill's "sexcapades".
PS. Nip, have you checked your bath towels recently?
I recommend a long soaking in BIZ... powder,not liquid.
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Re: For Nip's Husband
Nip, here's a good story your hubby might enjoy.
When I was in HS, a story made the rounds about our librarian.
Miss Anne Friedman (not her real first name) was an unfortunate looking spinster of a certain age.
Someone who was in the position to know, said that one day, when the football team returned to the locker room after losing a game, Miss Friedman lay in waiting and proceeded to "comfort them", performing oral sex on the entire team.
That's not the end of the story.
Because Miss Friedman had consumed such a large amount of semen, she had to be taken to hospital to have her stomach pumped.
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