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Trump Is So Poor....
The #TrumpSoPoor tweets mocked the billionaire’s campaign for having just $1.3 million on hand after a dismal month of fundraising.
So exactly how poor is Trump???
#TrumpSoPoor he'll have to tan with ramen chicken flavor packets
#TrumpSoPoor He collects loose change under auditorium seats after each event.
#TrumpSoPoor that he's being sponsored by a kid in Africa.
#TrumpSoPoor He got a gig as a baby hand model.
#TrumpSoPoor he's being targeted by Trump University as a potential student.
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He's so poor he's going to ask Charlie Sheen for his cheap ass cufflinks back!
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the things you look at change"
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#TrumpSoPoor he'll have to start using Don King's hairstylist, but that will be an improvement.
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#TrumpsSoPoor He gotta borrow his racism from Ted Nugent.
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#TrumpsSoPoor He hasn't released his tax returns yet
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NESunrise wrote:
#TrumpsSoPoor He gotta borrow his racism from Ted Nugent.
omg hilarious! 
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#TrumpsSoPoor He's gonna need an Obama phone.
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Ben Carson says the reason Trump's broke is because people don't know how or where to donate money.
Ben, we're not talking brain surgery here.
No.1 Go to The Trump website.
No.2 Click where it says "donate here".
Then take two aspirin, go to bed and make an appointment with a psychiatrist in the morning.
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Donald Trump is so broke that he is holding a telethon and personally promising to match donations to his presidential campaign over the next 48 hours.
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He's so poor he's going to ask Charlie Sheen for his cheap ass cufflinks back!
