Are you a free American? Are you really? Meh, debatable, especially if you live in timmonsville, SC. Apparently the Fashion Police are real!

"It shall be unlawful for any person driving or walking in the streets and roads of the Town of Timmonsville to:

(a) Engage in public nudity;

b) display pornographic material such that others are unwantingly exposed to the same or that minors are able to view the same;

(c) display the flesh of one's rear-end, behind, or backside during stationary or movement within the city limits;

(d) wear pants, trousers, or shorts such that the known undergarments are intentional [sic] displayed/exposed to the public."

Awe poor plumbers. So am I the only one who thinks this may have a racial component to it?