That is if he can fit through the cell door.
I swear he's eating right through his gastric bypass surgery.

Talk about GUTS!

The Big C want's Hillary locked up. For what?
Benghazi....NOTHING!
FBI Director Comey: "No charges are appropriate."

Fat, Fat Fatty is the one that should be behind bars with nothing but bread and water.

Here are just a few reasons...
Using inflated cost estimates to justifying canceling the ARC tunnel

Lending nearly $50,000 to aide who helped his campaign

Handing out a no-bid contract after Sandy

A corrupt Christie ally let off the hook, inexplicably
When a county sheriff was accused of hiring deputies without background checks who then manufactured fake police badges for a “prominent donor to Gov. Chris Christie,” the indicted undersheriff wasn’t worried. He assured an aide that Christie would “have this whole thing thrown out.” Not long after that, the indictments were killed, by someone. 

Taxpayer funded “town halls”

Reckless driving
In 2002, driving a rented BMW Sedan, U.S. Attorney Christie injured a motorcyclist when he tried to turn the wrong way onto a one-way street. He was not issued a traffic ticket, despite his less-than-stellar driving record, which includes at least six accidents and 13 moving violations. 

Taxpayer-funded helicopter rides
In 2011, Christie sailed down from the skies and onto a baseball field (where his son was about to play) in a State Police helicopter. The 55-foot chopper cost taxpayers $12.5 million. A spokesman for the Gov said it was to be used “occasionally … as the schedule demands.” What was on Christie’s schedule for that day? No public events. Just a private dinner with Iowa Republican donors. 

Shoddy oversight of halfway houses where prisoners escaped, murdered 

Staying in Disney World during blizzard

As New Jersey attempted to shovel its way out of 31 inches of snow in December 2010, Christie remained on vacation in sunny Florida, leaving others to deal with the mess in his state. Christie’s lieutenant governor, Kim Guadagno, was away too—in Mexico—so New Jersey residents were pretty much on their own. 

Starring in publicly funded tourism ads

Lavish hotel stays

U.S. Attorney Christie was known as the one “who most often exceeded the government rate without adequate justification” when traveling on the job. Out of 23 trips, he exceeded the rate 14 times by staying at places like the Four Seasons in Washington.

 A payday of over $52 million for an old boss 

Betting on a casino with public funds

BRIDGEGATE!!!!!
 

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