DT          1) "I like money, I'm very greedy. I'm a greedy person. I shouldn't tell you that."
BORAT  2) "My sister, she is prostitute. Why? Because she like to make money! High five!"
DT          3) "In my country they would go crazy for these two. This one ... not so much."
DT          4) "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?"
BORAT  5) "My wife is dead ... High five!"
DT         6) "Pregnancy is wonderful for the woman and her husband, but it is certainly an inconvenience for a business."
DT         7) "To let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane. Very dangerous!"

BORAT 8)"I have a new wife. But I like cheat. Yes, I looking at you."
DT         9) "It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees."
DT       10) “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of a$$”
BORAT 11) "I loves the Pamela Andersons."
DT         12) "Heidi Klum, sadly she's no longer a 10."
BORAT 13) "Pamela, I am no longer attracted to you anymore... NOT!"
DT        14) “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
BORAT  15) "Sadly, I cannot go after Pamela or else my wife will snap off my c*ck."
DT       16) "Did you see my African-American over there?"
BORAT 17) "He is a real chocolate face. No make-up."
DT      18) "May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert."
DT      19) "I would bomb the sh*t out of them! There would be nothing left ... and I'd take the oil."
BORAT  20) "May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!"
DT      21) "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her ... wherever."
DT    22) "I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
BORAT  23) "You will be my boyfriend?"
DT      24) "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
BORAT    25) "I like you! I like sex! Is nice!"
BORAT   26) "When I buy my wife, at the start she cook good ... and she strong on plow. But after three years, when she was 15, then she become weak."
DT     27) "He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11."
DT     28) "I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering."
DT    29) “It did happen. I saw it. It was on television. I saw it. There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down.”
BORAT    30) "When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you."
DT           31) “I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down.”
DT          32) “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud."
BORAT   33) "I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS."
DT          34) “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. ...They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”
BORAT   35) "Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew."
DT         36) "You don't cure these people. You don't cure a child molester. There's no cure for it."
DT         37) "How's Joe Paterno? Are we gonna bring that back?"
BORAT   38) "You are a retard?"
DT       39) "We're going to win bigly."
DT       40) "I have the best words."
DT       41) "Great success!"
BORAT    42) "Do not try and shrink me, gypsy! I serious!"
DT      43) "There has to be some form of punishment."
DT       44) "I love the poorly educated."

So I am on automatic pilot at work.....glassy eyed. I should be working. Lol.

So I am the only one?? And I am in the middle of an audit?? Come on. I am so looking forward to crashing this Wed.