After watching the entire debate last night, I tried to fall asleep but couldn't.
For hours, all I could think of was the gnashing of teeth and moaning and groaning going on over at the nest about how "unfairly" the Donald was treated.
Translation: Hillary beat the crap out of him. It wasn't even close.
Trump's already blaming his lousy performance on a bad mic. (Perfect)
Giuliani is trying to save Trump from further embarrassment by suggesting Trump skip the last two debates.

So, I guess no celebration at Micha's Cabana Lounge.