Some samples:

Brian Francis ‏@briandfrancis
Gatsby? He says he was great. I don't know. People are saying maybe not so great. I'll make Gatsby great again.

Angela Collings ‏@angieisthebest
Mein Kampf I don't know this Hitler guy folks he's said some nice things about me wouldn't it be good if we could get along

Dreamweasel ‏@Dreamweasel
"I prefer the salesmen who DON'T die."

Eric Wolfson ‏@EricWolfson
"This New Testament is for losers. Jesus was crucified. I like saviors who weren't crucified, okay? Like myself."