The fallout over Shithole-gate continued this weekend as Republicans dodged questions and bullshitted their way through excuses, while others simply broke out in stress-induced hives when they flat-out lied on national teevee.

News outlets in Not America are having a tough time translating “shithole” into un-Americanese. My favorite is, “The place wolves like to fuck.”

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The Senate is expected to focus on DACA and ignore Darrell Issa’s totally not racist bill aimed at stopping Indian people from stealing jobs from tech bros in Silicon Valley. 


The Trump administration has a so-called “evil genius” plot to to kill any progressive reforms with CRAs in the event a Democratic tide rolls through Washington in 2018 or 2020.

With the government funding deadline looming (again), Republicans are already attempting to blame Democrats for any possible government shutdown if they can’t kick the can down the road (AGAIN).

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The current deputy chief of staff for the Office of National Drug Control Policy is a 24-year-old campaign staffer with multiple sketchy résuméssince all the olds who know what they’re doing keep quitting.

Trey Gowdy suddenly resigned as chairman of the House Ethics Committee over the weekend. In a statement, Gowdy cited the “challenging workload” he had trying to cut and paste Trump’s Russian emails into Hillary Clinton’s inbox.

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The US military is blowing the dust off plans to invade North Korea in the event Trump isn’t golfing the next time someone accidentally presses the wrong button.

It should be noted that Trump is not preparing for a “big-ass fight.”

Here’s a good trip into the Wayback Machine about the time Trump’s sleazy mentor, Roy Cohn, sued MLK for libel just to be a dick.

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For struggling Not American shithole countries, the fastest way off Trump’s shit-list seems to be making it easier to access Trump properties so that Trump can launder make money, according to reports from multiple ethics watchdogs.

Preparations are underway for the 2018 NATO talks, but a new report out of Serbia alleges a paramilitary force run by gangsters has been attempting to derail Serbia’s entrance into NATO with an assist from Russian spies and diplomats who are trying to destabilize former Soviet states.

And for a touch of cuteness.