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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Question for the Doctor...
Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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LOL! LOL!
thanks teluog, you and zeke always manage to make me smile.
such horrific news lately, that we all need to stop ....and smile
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especially love the first one. Funny.