Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.  He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over.  The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911.  He gasps, "My friend is dead!  What can I do?"  The operator says, "Calm down, I can help.  First, let's make sure he's dead."  After a couple seconds of silence, a shot rings out.  Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"