Wow, the San Antonio zoo has a plan for Valentine's Day that's a little different.  For people who just can't get over an ex, for $5 you can name a cockroach after them, then have it fed to an animal at the zoo.  It can be livestreamed for the world to see at their "Cry Me a Cockroach" event on Friday.  If your ex was a snake, it'll cost you $25 for a rat to become the next meal for one of their snakes.  I know it's all for fun, but that would be some real bitterness there.