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So I decided to run to the store. I get home only to see my dog is up to no good. My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth.
The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits.
So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home.
It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS .
I took it and placed it back in one of the cages that sits on my neighbors back deck, then I ran back home.
NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming. so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
------------Hope you guys thought it was funny too!
Last edited by Spunky (7/15/2020 6:21 pm)
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Ok. I'll bite because I was always the gullible one. Is that a true story?
Oops....under jokes....duh.......
Last edited by zeke (7/15/2020 8:18 pm)
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Now that's funny.
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I've heard that one before but never fail to laugh! It reminds me of my neighbor. They had a couple of cats that roamed the neighborhood and a very slow moving basset hound named Stella. Well one of their cats died--hit by a car I think-- and they buried it out by the garden. Good old Stella would dig up that cat on a daily basis! They had to find a place in the woods to finally lay her to rest!