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11/07/2015 8:14 am  #1


FAUX KNEWS

We Report, You Laugh.

Fox Dummies Realize 'Horrible' Jobs Numbers They're Reading Live Are Actually Fantastic.

Hasselbeck: "That's right Steve, ONLY 270,000 jobs were created in October, while analysts predicted that as many as 150,000 would be created. Oh, wait...er..."

Fox and Friends morons get prompted to read the 'horrible' job creation numbers for the month of October only 90 seconds after they were released. Lesson learned: never let the dummies that sit on that couch read LIVE news on air.

Steve Doocy reads out the 5% Unemployment Rate in an ominous monotone voice....then slowly realizes that, despite the scary RED ARROW on the graphic...that's actually a significant DROP in unemployment.

Elizabeth Hasselback then says "That's right, Steve...ONLY 271,000 JOBS were created in October..." in a scary, negative voice...then adds "when they PREDICTED that 150,000 jobs would be created..." Then the ball drops in her tiny brain, and she realizes that 271,000 is actually quite a bit HIGHER than 150,000, and that this is actually fantastic news...

 

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (11/07/2015 8:22 am)


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11/07/2015 8:39 am  #2


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Do you think their regular viewers actually picked up on it, they probably all still think it's bad news.  They pray every day that this country doesn't do well.  I think everyone on that couch has the same IQ. 

 

11/07/2015 9:05 am  #3


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I have got to try to find that clip online. Too funny.

GLOOM! DOOM! OBAMA BAD! ....wait, get these stupid facts out of here!!!

 

11/10/2015 8:39 am  #4


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teluog wrote:

Do you think their regular viewers actually picked up on it, they probably all still think it's bad news.  They pray every day that this country doesn't do well.  I think everyone on that couch has the same IQ. 

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Hi teluog right they all think it bad new, and the that is down to 5 is worst.
 


 Ppl are amazing, but not always in a good way.  


 

11/10/2015 9:49 am  #5


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snapzz wrote:

teluog wrote:

Do you think their regular viewers actually picked up on it, they probably all still think it's bad news.  They pray every day that this country doesn't do well.  I think everyone on that couch has the same IQ. 

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Hi teluog right they all think it bad new, and the that is down to 5 is worst.
 

               They live their lives for bad news, they are unable to be happy about anything in life anymore, you've really got to feel very sorry for them, getting up every morning looking forward to what bad news they can latch onto for the day.  Hi snapzz, how are you?  Know everyone here will find something to be happy about today and feel grateful for what we all have in life.
 

 

11/18/2015 2:05 pm  #6


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Andrea "Punchy" Tantaros says we should follow France's lead.

"........ the French finally are doing away with political correctness and taking action. That wasn't always the case. France needs to be a lesson for the United States of America....".

"So when the president says we don't have to worry about women and orphans, those are the exact people we need to worry about because it was a woman wearing a suicide vest last night. And it's not the orphans. It's the kids".

I say she's talkin' out of both sides of her BIG MOUTH!

Newsflash: French President Francois Hollande today promised that “France will remain a country of freedom,” defending his decision to honor a commitment to accept migrants and refugees despite Friday’s deadly terrorist attacks in Paris.

“Life should resume fully,” Hollande told a gathering of the country’s mayors, who gave him a standing ovation. “What would France be without its museums, without its terraces, its concerts, its sports competitions?“France should remain as it is. Our duty is to carry on our lives.

”In the same spirit, he added, “30,000 refugees will be welcomed over the next two years. Our country has the duty to respect this commitment,” explaining that they will undergo vigorous security checks.

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (11/18/2015 2:13 pm)


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11/18/2015 2:08 pm  #7


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Have there been 5 year old orphans detonating suicide bombs? I mean, I have turned off the news today but I must have missed a big story.

Very glad to see France and Canada among the countries that will continue to take in refugees with open arms. We understand the risks but we will not live our lives in fear.

 

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