For the pretend Christmas exchange:

Please be sure the pretend gift is something you would like to pretend receiving yourself.

If your thinking about re-gifting, think twice.

Here is a partial list of absolute no nos.




Walker with shopping basket attachment can be unwieldy.


 
DVD rewinder. Get it? DVD's don't need......nevermind.



No need to point out the obvious.



So last year!



The Holidays are no excuse for bad taste.



Old People Already Know That.


 Sleeves can be a safety hazard if worn while cooking.
Also dangerous if you have cats who like to crawl up into warm places.



Presumptuous. How would you know the recipient's "poo" doesn't  smell like roses?


Only if you're a Palin and need to add some pizzazz to your brawl outfits.


Takes up too much space in the toy drawer.


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No, no, a thousand times no!
Even the worst person in the world doesn't deserve this.




Grow a boyfriend also available. Neither recommended for heart patients or the delusional.


Think about it. Would you want to be the one to call for help when the keys get lost?


Forward by deathvalleybunny




Just because....

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (12/03/2015 9:53 am)