Who is Leslie Hochswenderson, you might very well ask.

Leslie Hochswenderson is none other than Brian Kilmeade, that incorrigible imp from FAUX's  "Three Bimbos On a Curvy Couch"; the morning wake up siren for nodding Republicans and the rest of us sitting in doctor's waiting rooms or visiting loved ones in hospitals and nursing homes across the land.

You probably want to know what makes me love this guy.

All I can say is what's not to love?

First off the bat it's his appearance.
The guy comes on the air looking like he was drinking his head off all night and managed to catch ten minutes of shut eye during the cab ride to FAUX central.

Then there's the banter between him and the other two bimbos; brings back memories of the road show movies with Crosby, Hope and Lamour.

"The Deuce, Elisabeth and Leslie"

His greatest asset though is his ability to embarrass himself and still keep a straight face.

Like when he asked Harris Faulkner, who happens to be black, if she serves her peach cobbler with Kool-Aid?

Or the time he asked a Nicaraguan Co-Host If She "Grew Up On Tacos"?

That spot on observation about Bowe Bergdahl's dad looking "like a member of the Taliban" had everyone on the set in stitches.

Then there are the questions everyone would like the answers to, but only Brian has the nerve to ask.

For example:
"Why Aren't They Clearing The Waters Of Sharks, So The Ocean Can Be Safer?"

"Does the Pope disagree with FOX because he doesn't understand America?"

On women, Brian is a true man's man.

His advice to female lawyers: Use Your "Great Body" To Get Ahead In Court.

On How Fox Hires Female Hosts: "We Go Into The Victoria's Secret Catalogue And We Say, 'Can Any Of These People Talk?'"

His quip about Ray Rice Assaulting His Fiancée On An Elevator: "The Message Is, Take The Stairs".

"Why Do Women Need Personal Space: "Didn't Men Give You The Kitchen?"

 Lest you get the impression Brian is not serious....

Brian said  "Americans Don't Have "Pure Genes" Because "We Keep Marrying Other Species And Other Ethnics".
and.....

"Not All Muslims Are Terrorists, But All Terrorists Are Muslim".
 

Last edited by DollyLongstaff (12/11/2015 9:13 am)